Finally! An Honest Lawyer AD Whether it's Wall Street, Washington or the idiots down the street, all lawyers are scum. We found a commercial for a couple of attorneys that tell it like it is. A Real Herpes Medication Commercial I’m not sure if the cheesy nature of Big Pharma’s commercials are genius or an insult to our intelligence, but we found the ad that tops them all. Wake Up, Cracker! The news business has been turned on its side by one progressive Southern station that caters to rednecks by having its morning show at 1:30 PM. Support Slavery? How much better are we than countries that use slave labor to attract foreign investment when we buy the cheap products from US companies that answer their call? Click Picture to Enlarge Support Animal Abuse? How much better are we than people who abuse animals when we buy the products from companies that test on them? Click Picture to Enlarge Support Environmental Damage? How can we call ourselves green when we buy cheap products from companies that use illegally logged wood? Click Picture to Enlarge Stop Dry Humping with Dryhumpnol Here’s an ad for a product that will surely contribute to fixing America’s problem with sleep deprivation. Try a Lemonade Stand It’s one thing to ask us to pay steeper fares due to rising fuel costs, but do we also have to pay for your inability to adhere to regulations and put up with constant tardiness? Click Picture to Enlarge Rest Assured You Won’t Be Insured Even though Hurricane Katrina isn’t on the candidates’ lips this year, what’s on my mind is how we let insurance companies leave their clients holding the bag during the rare times they are called upon to actually do their jobs. Click Picture to Enlarge A Cancerous Cure to Health Care Ills When we said we wanted cheaper health care, we were referring to the prices, not the quality. And are we supposed to trust the people lobbying for universal health care when they were the same people that thought HMO’s would solve our problems? Click Picture to Enlarge The Crisis is All in our Heads Who’s the bigger idiot? The mortgage companies who made the poor look flippin’ rich or the poor people who took out a huge mortgage because they thought they could get rich by flipping a house? Click Picture to Enlarge Chewbaccadril The cure for the Wookiee Cough. Click Picture to Enlarge Rush Limbaugh Click Picture to Enlarge Paris Hilton Click Picture to Enlarge Los Angeles Police Department Click Picture to Enlarge New York Times Accurately representing the left by never getting anything right. Click Picture to Enlarge Fox News Fair and Balanced…like a Middle Eastern election. Click Picture to Enlarge